Monday

Demetri Martin "If I"

I'm going to consider him the first, purely, philosophical comedian. His entire act is an analysis of his life, it's in 6 parts and it grows on you more by the minute. 

He's like that motivational speaker who guest spoke at your elementary school, except he's not slightly overweight, bald, or has the personality that seems contradictory to the subject matter. So, I guess not so much.

Learn about yourself through Demetri Martin and his obsession with palindromes, puzzles, and that paralyzing "if" we have to repress throughout our lives:

Webzine 2

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Sunday

Webzine 1

I'm in love with zines right now and have been wanting to make my own. 
So I'm going to make an on-going (like everything else I've claimed) thing on this blog, 
instead of making a bunch of copies of one, with everything together at one time. 
It'll be fun. 
Really.

In light of my Kafka essay I should be working on at this moment, 
here's the first webzine picture.

Tuesday

Consequence ft. Kid Cudi - Buggin' Out

A rap cover! (more-or-less)
I was wondering recently when I'd hear something of the sort. Kid Cudi (one with glasses)'s verse kills me the way it comes in, clearly trying to deal with the massive publicity he's getting out of nowhere now.


"A few new stations put me in rotation,

they've erased the martian, congratulations."

Saturday

Shaq Fu

Shaqfu.com is a website dedicated to erasing the existence of the video game Shaq Fu, with good, obvious reason. 
This is done by purchasing every copy of the game from anyone owning it, and destroying them.

These are the causes most important to me.

Tuesday

The Ocarina of Rhyme (mini-album)

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time music
+ beats
+ great rappers
= amazing idea that I wish I'd thought of.

Listen by clicking here.
Download by clicking here.

(download it, play it at parties, embarrass yourself, enjoy!)

Thursday

Film Stock: Breathless (1960)

By Alex Brundige

            The typical fans of director Jean-Luc Godard are largely of the ostentatious film school variety, clad in skinny jeans, scarves, and lots and lots of argyle, brooding over their respective art. His admirers also include Woody Allen, Quentin Tarantino, and Martin Scorsese, so take from those two fan bases what you will. Whether you consider him a genius or a trend, there is no denying that Godard brought something new to the table.

            Pioneering the French New Wave alongside Francois Truffaut and several other visionary aficionados, Jean-Luc Godard revitalized film in an age of ever-growing censorship. His cool, hip, often-emulated style was evident as early as 1960 when Godard released his first feature film, Breathless (À bout de souffle). Drawing from his own wacky, extremely French ideas and injecting a healthy dose of Americana, Godard sculpted a film about a true rebel-without-a-cause: the Bogart-loving Michel (Jean-Paul Belmondo). The ultra-slick anti hero is always one step ahead of the authorities, one step behind in his love-life, and a constant enigma of morality. Should we be rooting for such a crude character who commits such needless acts of violence? Why not? Breathless is anti-authority in all the best ways.

            The films plot deals with the love (and lust) between people who don’t know what they want in life: Michel and his American journalist flame Patricia (Jean Seberg, our third “Jean”). Their lives intermittently drive them together and pull them apart as they alternately pine and reject one another. Michel and Patricia are at the same time utterly reliant and totally independent of one another, a concept that continues until the movies tragic ending.

            Most importantly, Breathless showcases the emerging style of a then-emerging filmmaker. Jean-Luc Godard’s movies are all his own: from yelling lines to his actors from just off-camera to cutting snippets out of the middle of scenes for time’s sake, the profound Frenchman stays true to his vision, an admirable trait in the all too fake world of film. His innovative use of jump cuts in Breathless keeps the viewer in the moment at all times, and his on-the-fly writing style keeps the performances true to life. (I’m sure there are some bad things to say about Godard and his first film, but they seem to be slipping my mind. It must be love).

            Not to sound like a pretentious scarf-wearer, but it’s unfortunate that so many people don’t “get” Breathless, viewing it as a jumbled mess instead of a passionate piece of cinema. The movie’s not for everyone, there is no doubt about that, but c’mon now…it’s not even that long, clocking in at only 87 minutes. Breathless was the film that every counter-culture filmmaker wanted to make, creating a template that influenced films from Bonnie and Clyde (1967) to One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest (1975). But in the end, biters aside, there is only one Breathless and one Jean-Luc Godard.

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Monday

Something To Keep In Mind, Ch. 1: Bathroom Talk

We're running out of original ideas, and these chronicles are only items of evidence.


You know where I find the confidence to go out into the world everyday? 


The fact that everyone eats and shits. Every other action may differ with humans, but with those two things, we are all on the same level.


Marilyn Monroe, Dr. Death, Joseph Stalin, Audrey Hepburn, Pol Pot, Jim Jones, Marie Antoinette, Ivan the Terrible, and Darth Vader; they all ate breakfast, lunch, and supper, and consequently, took a shit at least once a day. 


This is fact.


In your most difficult, painful times, is it not incredibly comforting to know that the elementary things we did to function 4,000 years ago we do to this day?


Michel de Montaigne put it most simply and poetically, "Kings and philosophers shit, and so do ladies".


Isn't that the most beautiful thing you've ever heard?

Allow me to paint you a picture:


It is the morning of April 30, 1945. Adolph Hitler awakes from his nervous slumber and feels that sharpness in his gut that one feels from time to time. The Fuhrer stumbles to the bathroom, lifts up his one-piece pajama dress and sits on the toilet. Most would probably imagine the Nazi leader's farts to sound like the horns of hell, but chances are they were quite disappointing on that frightful morning. 


He sits;

He thinks.


Assuming he didn't decide to just shit himself before he shot himself, he is alone for what could be the last time in his life.


The bathroom can make even the most evil people in the world human again. 


There's a kind of zen to be found in the bathroom, and the act of using it.


But ultimately, it is the body and mind in one of their most natural positions: sitting and thinking. 


And shitting.


Something to keep in mind