Poopy Pants

Today for class I had to read Machiavelli's The Prince.
I would've preferred reading Prince:

But you can't always get what you want.

You can always get what you don't want though!

Like getting a C- on a paper you think you didn't do too shabby on. 

Or like Street Fighter: The Movie being released on Blu-ray. So we can get that wonderful piece of cinema in all its glory.